Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Let your weird light shine bright so the other weirdos know where to find you. ...
George Bernard Shaw — 'Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.' ...
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. ...
Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife - That's how difficult it is!! ...
The difference between 'Thank you so much' and 'tysm' is quality of education. ...
We live on a blue planetthat circles around a ball of firenext to a moon that moves the sea,and you don't believe in miracles? ...
Sometimes, you just have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you. ...
If Bathing with Soap and Watermakes us CLEAN,what then makes the towel DIRTY? ...
Choose your friends wisely, because We are living in such a World, where artificial lemon flavour is used for "Welcome Drink" & real lemon is used in "Finger Bowl" ...
Remember that your inner-child needs to come out and play sometimes. ...
It's all about money, not freedom.You think you're free?Try going somewhere without money. ...
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